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background noises A setting up a computer after all the
            planning and thinking about today   I realised that I
            forgot to bring your conan book again
you son of a bitch
hhh hh

you SON OF A BITCH
that is pretty poor form
that's alright
yeah look look at the Myspace badge that Spencer got- I got
            one as well but it's at work hah 5 who the fuck would
      ever
hh
wear that
hhh heh ha hh ah good that's what I was thinkin’
I was about to ask I hope you never actually wear that
I know it's insane    like that'll show up
hh heh
in a fuckin   you know   likea trash- like a flea
      market or
            something in about th-thirty years Te and people'll be
      like
yeah
hehhy remember the internet
hhh ha ha  ha ha
that piece of shit
remember that thing   myspace   I hear it was a place for
            friends
hh he ha ha ha ha
and  now the internet's in our o3 like  I dunno wireless
hh  huh heh
picked up by a fucking   receivers in our teeth
hhh hhh

wow look 't your computer it's all black   like night
      rider
hh

hh  hh

what are all those audio outs on the front for
ahm so I don't have to   go scrabblin round the back to
        I
            dunno why actually it's just that's the way it came
if there's one thing I hate
      it's
            scrabbling
hh hh

like a madman
hh uh
my guts feel wrong
do you guys get trashed last night or somethin
nah I did- I dunno whether she did  laughed at me
      while I
            was   dyinghh
was that at work again when you were
oh

we went down to like   hh hh   remember that place that
            Michael always talks about   like down at   fucking

            balmoral like the oxford one five two he's always like
      obsessed
            with it
what the fuck- no doesn't ring a bell
it's a fuckin shithole     you should've seen the scumbags
      that
hh
were there   it was just like h   and the barmen are
      just
            the- like a pack of absolute faggot- you know they do all
      that shit
            where they like   get a glass   like I asked for a
      bourbon
            and coke and the guy's just like h grabbed a glass spun it
        put
            it down- like slammed it down
uhuh
and then just like put two pieces of ice in h   poured
      some
            bourbon over it   put some more ice and then just like

            stuck a fuckin silver thing over the top and then like
      threw it up
              put it behind his back an shook it and then put it down
      and
            then handed it to me
what a homo
I said just POUR IT AN' GIVE IT TO ME
hh huh hu

hh what kind of game does he think think he's playin
hm  a fucking stupid one
hhh

and then he was just like- spent most of the time like flirting
            with these chicks   while he's meant to be working

poor work ethic   that's what that is
horrible
hh
should find out where he lives and threaten his life
there's one thing I forgot to bring
fhind out where he lihves and threaten his life
            hhhh I'm sohrryhh I only just caught up to what you
      were
            saying

hh hh I forgot to bring ahm 3 a whatsername cable so can I
            borrow the one you had

a WHAT
ah network cable

of for fucks sake- yeah just plug in that one
cause
      because I
            don't actually have internet running at my place
yeah yeah oh that's what I was actually gonna do I didn't even
            think you'd brin- bring a network cable
ah I got nothing  I can't believe those useless pricks

it's ahm
is that a world of warcraft mousemat
hhh   no
does it help you like navigate the realms
hh

hh yeah it does but it's only outlands
na hahah   haha whhere- how did you ghet that
hhh

I ordered the expansion pack it came free so I thought   why
            not
when you preordered
yeah
‘cause I didn't get one when I bought it
I just ahm it was just by fluke ‘cause   ‘cause I ordered
      like
            a decade before it actually came out
hh

they said ahm ‘cause you   ordered so early you   we're
            offering you the ahm   the limited edition version
      for an
            extra fifty bucks
eh-fifty bucks- what did it come with
well   according to the phone it   came with like
      a
            dragon orb and all sorts of wonderous magical items
hhhh
hh a drhagon orbhhh  hhh
but the only thing of any
      practical
            use was actually the mousepad ‘cause I didn't actually
hhhh
have one already
hh   hh
the rest was all tr-I got like   a pack of their trading
            card game  ahm

didya get like the free like turtlemount  with no speed
            increase
no  I didn't even get that- oh   I got some shitty in
      game
            netherwhelp
what the hell's that
you how you can get pets like you know parot-folly ratted-
      cat
um
         um
snake-cockroach  hh I got a netherwhelp
hm
‘cause all- everyone who ordered the initial game   special
            edition they got a small panda
m hh
and my thing is the netherwhelp
nh hh   netherwhelp
they picked ah
hold it what does it look like just   a ball of shit
well you know like the- like how every second creature in the
      game
            is a small flying baby dragon
yeah
that's what it looks like
oh   gay

hh  fuckin ripoff  I guess you could say I got
            owned

snorted laugh hehe
author	stevecassidy
date	Mon, 15 Jan 2018 18:34:57 -0500
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